CLASSIFICATION FUNNY

Today, I speack about "Men of return".

In fact; there are a lot of types of men, but I have simplified in your types because they always say that they are very simple.

Why men always return?

The causes are:

1. They fell alone without the company of a mature person.

2. They don't have s

ex frequently.

3. Peter Pan loses her Wendy.

The types:

THE ULYSSES:

Is the man who lives very happy with your partner but when a pretty woman run in to his life, he desets his partner and runs away with the pretty woman.

Is the typical child who leaves

his sweet to just eat the empty wrapper.

But, later, he descovers that the pretty woman is empty and he wants to reetunr to the first woman.

The Ulysses is sure about his return.

THE INDECISIVE:

The indecisive man is the tpypical man who says to his partner: "I don't know if I can love you, but wait me,... please". He leaves his girlfriend and runs away very fast.

Later, He wants tu return with his ex-girlfriend. And, in this situation he says: "I don't know if I can love you, but, at the moment, I stay with you".

THE LONER:

This man is typical person who leaves his partner and then, when he fells alone in the world; he flies at Wendy's windows. He is the man who needs to fell hungry to know that he needs eat. And he returns to frigde with a lot of losts kilos and he discovers his frigde is empty.

THE SPOILT:

This man is the one who searches for his losts heart, but, when the girl has got another boyfriend; he returns to win back the lost love.

When this man returns in our life; we musn't be stupid, so open the eyes and close the legs.

In brief, there are four types of men. The Ulysses (who changes glod for brounze), the Indecisive (who flies arround the Wendy's window), the Loner ( who doesn't return for love, because returns for self compassion) and the Soilt (who thinks to be an eternal Indiana Jones)

And guys...be careful!!!!!!

Marina

(A Coruña's exposition, summer 2010)